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The Cartells

Episode #1 “The Eye of the Needle”

Written by Douglas Carter Beane
Directed by Carl Andress

Monday, October 16 at 8pm

Starring:

Vanessa Aspillaga
Vanessa Aspillaga
as Cronin's wife
"Margarita"
Elizabeth Berkley
Elizabeth Berkley
as socialite daughter
"Gamine Cartell"
Keith Davis
Keith Davis
as the millionaire from Biloxi
"Suitor"
Joanna Gleason
Joanna Gleason
as the glamorous
"Titsiana Cartell"
Jason Butler Harner
Jason Butler Harner
as #2 son
"Sterling Cartell"
Peter Hermann
Peter Hermann
as media heir
"Dank Sellars"
Brian D’Arcy James
Brian D’Arcy James
as #1 son Congressman
"Cronin Cartell"
Pedro Pascal
Pedro Pascal
as Margarita's secret lover
"Emanuel"
David Rakoff
David Rakoff
as the Cartell family butler
"Hubris"
Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal
as Karma's daughter
"Skeeter Jo"
Joey Slotnick
Joey Slotnick
as "Samson Solomon",
an attorney from back east

What happens when Titsiana reappears on the day her husband Craven Cartell is to wed Karma Smugg?! Will Craven go back to "laying his pipeline" with Titsiana or will he go all green with Karma?

When daughter Gamine says "action" before sex with Dank Sellars — is it just foreplay?

Why can't Sterling find the right girl? And why does he spend so much time with Samson?

How will Karl Rove silence the talkative Margarita?

Monday, October 16 at 8pm
Live on stage at Comix
353 West 14th Street; just east of 9th Avenue in NYC

Tickets are $35 each (dinner seating available)

Call (212) 524-2500
Or order Online at ComixNY.com

On the next episodes of The Cartells...
10/23 "Far Above Rubies"
CRAVEN: You just tried to have me declared legally insane and take my company away from me.
TITSIANA: How else is a girl going to get your attention?
10/30 "Perish with the Sword"
CRAVEN: Get your hands off my wife, Osama!
11/6 "Cast A Stone" — We'll tease it as soon as Doug writes it.
Casts for these episodes may very from the cast above.

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